Lineup!

Game:

Which one looks like...


a rapist?
a dentist?
a columnist?
a pimp?
a marine biologist?
you?

Drawing Words/Writing Pictures

Interesting note: These are all HUGE drawings.

The Deadline Approaches

Here we see a male college student knocking back some kind of caffeine draught.

Freudian Drinking Party

There's already a caption.

DRINK ME, DRINK ME, DRINK ME.

My Speech and Debate Professor and his Tiki Mug fulla liquor.

Shitty Food: An American Reality

Torn from the pages of real life -- Denny's.

Unsati's Factory Pt. 1

Is he a journalist, a bumpkin or some other poorly defined stereotype?

BIG FOOT, LIZARD MAN(S) & Other Creature(s)

After promising he'd never take so much as another sip...

It takes resolve, Tobias.

Stump Boy

Number One: In Memorium.

FUN

Senators Fitzpatrick & Donahue
on a weekend sabbatical on the Rive Gauche.
AP 1966

Fashion Drugs

Old Fashioned Drugs.

Old Fashion Drugs.

Old People taking Fashion Drugs.

Old Drugs taking Fashion.

David Pencilman.

Some people are given unfortunate names.

That was my taxi.

Vaguely Germanic tourist I saw once.

You are too!

I'm one too?

I Only Painted Once in My Life and I Lost.

This was originally done on Jessica B.'s wall one summer afternoon by serendipitous means. A week later it was demolished in a construction accident involving a wrecking ball. It remains my only painting, here it is:

To enjoy a soft drink at work.

How about another one?

No.

But, remember: an apple a day keeps the reaper at bay.

At least that's how my grandfather told it.

Seriously, though: I'm going to post a new picture every day.

New Direction.

The anxious man at the end of the bar.