O! Kingod!

O! But thou art a 

Pathetic warrior, my

Little iron son. 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhrrrrrrr

TwoHanded REMIX

REMIX

English 85A

Rethink how I spend my "time."

Effervescent Mourning

Overcast ceiling 

of clouds, back-lit by the sun: 

Class picture backdrop

"Oprah on Haitus"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHK0K17dnhI&feature=related

Cringeworthy.

Sharing the Mirror

It's too late for swimming lessons, isn't it?

Strangers

They are about to order the exact same sandwhich.

Drawn a Blank

Dangerous, Not Sexy

In not caring Leon achieves both.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

A respectable font with an ambitious x-height and

an unimposing serif that suggests your respect.

But it's a bit tired.

... and saran wrap all you can.

This one is dedicated to Nina Berman.

Wave Sunshin

Gumby skated into the shadowy edge of town and met an investment banker, 

who in his old age longed to be a flamenco guitarist.

This is that banker.

Introducing...

Born 1966, died 1989.

_____ & Tables

Ghosts, because it really has been a while.

So, then I thought, make it BIG.

Guilty Pleasure #5:
Google-ing ordinary names and looking for corporate or professional photographs in the highest resolution possible.

Ex.: John, David, Paul.

Irreverent Housecall

"You should see the other guy."

"Who, the patient?"

Los Angeles Axeman's Disinterest

PPO, First Health, Health Net, Dr. Koffman, Dr. Slaughter

"I have lost my patience," said Mr. Schroeder.

And the punctuation hung breathless in the air while he bared his teeth.

Alone in the Frame

V5 on napkin.

Another person's bad day.

Six Stitches

Cut my left-most hand wide open. Feelin' like Dr. Z.

"Keep asking questions." - Dr. Horns (Fastest Needle & Thread in the Pomona Valley)

Three Heads

Pursue Success, Embrace Success and Fear Success: the Success Bros.

A Memory of Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I had a dream about a group of professional dreamers last night

an I think one of them was played by Goldie Hawn.

Bloom

Spring sprung gently from

the mind of a surly old man

-- and bloomed upon his head

Movie kritik smoking kreteks

Upstairs in a suburban bedroom...

Drawn on a Denny's napkin. 

Mike's Bloody Mary

Why draw the bar?

Mixed Message Man

2006?

('Cause the jpeg needed a name. His real name is Carl.)

Therapy

Mr. Totschlager's worst nightmare is to become a cannibal like his father.

His doctor prescribed #10 on this list.

Dr. Sanz

When Dr. Sanz rides the bus he pretends he is you and thinks it is so 

strange not to have a large beard to keep you warm.

(If you're lonely: click.)

Lizard Man, A Modest Man

This is Lizard Man, he is a modest man.
He has desires and regrets and cold blood.

(Below him is a haiku, a haiku is a poem.)

It's Time to Air Out the Underground

To my loyal audience:

Let me be the first to thank you to absolutely no end for your continued support and dedication to this fine forum and extend my warmest regards to those of you who travel time and space to be here reading this now. It is with you that I am able to create a one-way rapport -- whatever.

It's time for a re-imaging of present dangers.

That being said, I will be posting a few drawings I've made for 57/60/71.